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The tri stages of how interested he is in sex... Age 25: Tri-weekly Age 45: Try-weekly Age 69: Try-weakly

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Men are like computers... hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

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Ä Why a man carryz his wife's photo in d wallet? COZ whenever he faces trouble, sees d photo & thinks-If I can handle THIS i can handle anything!

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How do you make a chainsaw sound like a bari-sax? Add vibrato.

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What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor? You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

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# Love cards like Valentine's cards say stuff on them that we'd like to say ourselves, but we wouldn't be caught dead saying.

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FRIENDS 4 LIFE Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

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In a restaurant window, "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."

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A husband should never question his wife's judgement. Look whom she married!

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"Within you I lose myself Without you I find myself Wanting to be lost again."

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# I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.

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