love: when your eyes meet across a crowded room. lust: when your tongues meet across a crowded room. marriage: when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care.

Meri jaib main hai kath, meri rifle bhari hui hai Mujhe khauf kya police ka, mera baap mantri hai

Gusto ko na benta cell phone ko... lam mo ba? Gusto ko hagis, durugin at tadyakan ang cell phone ko... lam mo ba? Gusto ko na panakaw to... lam mo ba? Maloloka na ko sa pag-iintay ng text mo... lam mo ba?

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Watch out for tennis players - love means nothing to them!

A True Luv A true luve is something to know and feel A true luv is never unreal.

# Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.

I have a pen which is blue, I have a friend which is you. Flowers will die, waters will dry, but our friendship will never say goodbye.

# God could have said magic words to make the nails fall off the cross, but He didn't. That's love.

Time and distance are important between friends. When a friend is in your heart, they remain there forever. I may be busy, but I assure you, you are always in my heart!

If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.

Ninety percent of men cheat in marriage. The rest do not marry.