Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !
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I'd go through anything for you.
Let's start with your bank account.
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# Love is when a wife makes coffee for her husband and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
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Time and distance are important between friends. When a friend is in your heart, they remain there forever. I may be busy, but I assure you, you are always in my heart!
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"The richest love is that which submits to the arbitration of time."
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The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of a new car.
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I admit I'll never be the perfect friend. I'll never be there always. I may not make you smile at times but there is one thing I admit I could do. To be the person I could be for you.
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Love is a word composed of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools.
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Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN
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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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A true luv is there and always on ur mind
A true luv is never unkind.
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