Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place, and I'll go to mine.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

love: when your eyes meet across a crowded room. lust: when your tongues meet across a crowded room. marriage: when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care.

"Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?"

Hey, buddy, how late does the band play? Oh, about half a beat behind the drummer.

Suspicious: If you love someone, set her free. If she ever comes back. Ask her why

Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."

REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!

• Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai clear. Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear n very clear

I was never tired of this life and it's not gonna matter if I fall down twice, coz I know each time I fall, you won't let me hit the ground. Thanks for being around.

# Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.