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What is a chord? Three violists playing in unison.

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Over possessive person: If you love somebody, Never set her free

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Some friends are separated by time. Some are separated by differences. Some by distances, some by pride. But no matter how far you are or different we may be, you'll always be a friend to me!

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Priest: 'I don't think you will ever find another man like you late husband.' Wife: 'Who's gonna look?'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the bassoon recital.

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If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.

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How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We will be friends.

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A smile makes us look younger… while prayers make us feel stronger… and friends…? They make us enjoy life forever.

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3. Q: What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field.

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"So much of what we know of love we learn at home."

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Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya Rakha Hai Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar aa, Ishare main Kya Rakha Hai

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