One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.

The years will come the years will go but with each 1 i wil always know whichever way the road may bend u wil always be my best friend

Men are like computers... hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.

A man finds his wife in bed with another man. "What are you doing?" he yells. "See," she says to her lover, "I told you he was dumb.

A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do

Why it's better to be a Woman! If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

In my dreams, we were never apart. In my dreams you kept me close. In my dreams you loved me the most. In my dreams we're always together. Might as well be dreaming forever.

I don't regret the things I have done and the things I didn't do. For somewhere along the way I must have done something right coz I ended up with a friend like you.

Men are like computers... hard to figure out and never have enough memory.