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Ä If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.

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"Friends are God's way of taking care of us."

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"If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, She’s yours, If she doesn’t She never was. !!!"

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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

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Why it's better to be a Woman! We can cry and get off speeding fines.

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"Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction."

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Do you ever recall the first day we met? Our first hello? The day we became friends? Well, I do and I will always remember. For that very day, I knew I'd cherish you.

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Keep me as a friend and I will keep you in my heart and lock it up. I'll throw away the key so that no one can take you away from me.

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# Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at them because you know it would hurt their feelings.

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Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.

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6. Q: What do you call a nun with a sex change operation? A: A tran-sister.

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