Some joys are better explained in silence, as a smile gets more audible than laughter. I was asked if I enjoyed my friendship with you. I just smiled.

An english professor wrote up on the board "woman without her man is nothing" And told his students to punctuate it. The males in the class wrote "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The Females wrote "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Dentists do it orally

My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her.

# When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.

"When we are in love we often doubt that which we most believe."

"Friends are God's way of taking care of us."

2. Q: How do you get rid of a nun's hiccups??? A: Tell her she's pregnant!!!

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.