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"If you love someone, set her free.
If she comes back, She’s yours,
If she doesn’t She never was. !!!"
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Psychologist:
If you love someone, set her free.
If she comes back her super ego is dominant,
If she doesn’t come back her ID is supreme,
If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.
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# Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken.
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What is a chord? Three violists playing in unison.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
DJs do it on request
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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"When we are in love we often doubt that which we most believe."
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• I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS.!
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Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon
Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon
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Ä Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back.
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An MBA:
If you love someone, set her free instantaneously,
And look for others simultaneously
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# Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Denzel Washington.
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