Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

fuck is the only word that is referred as the F-word. It's the one magical word. Just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

A man should keep his friends in a constant repair. The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

love: when intercourse is called making love. lust: all other times. marriage: what's intercourse?

Why it's better to be a Woman! New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa

Why it's better to be a Woman! We got off the Titanic first.

A smile makes us look younger… while prayers make us feel stronger… and friends…? They make us enjoy life forever.

# Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.