The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
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I know how to please a woman.
Then please leave me alone.
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There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.
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Why is a woman different from a PC?
A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy
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# Love is that first feeling you feel before all the bad stuff gets in the way.
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Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.
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What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
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"Blushing is the color of virtue."
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In my dreams, we were never apart. In my dreams you kept me close. In my dreams you loved me the most. In my dreams we're always together. Might as well be dreaming forever.
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# Love is when a wife makes coffee for her husband and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
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