• I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS.!
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Why do men like masturbation?
Its sex with someone they love.
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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.
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A true luv is there and always on ur mind
A true luv is never unkind.
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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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How can you tell the stage you're playing on is level? The banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.
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"Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it."
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Gardeners do it in the bushes
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3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!
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Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
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A smile makes us look younger… while prayers make us feel stronger… and friends…? They make us enjoy life forever.
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