I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake."

Some joys are better explained in silence, as a smile gets more audible than laughter. I was asked if I enjoyed my friendship with you. I just smiled.

love: when intercourse is called making love. lust: all other times. marriage: what's intercourse?

"So much of what we know of love we learn at home."

Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.

The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Bankers do it with interest

A man finds his wife in bed with another man. "What are you doing?" he yells. "See," she says to her lover, "I told you he was dumb.

"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand."

A best man's speech should be like a mini-skirt; short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the bare essentials.

When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!