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If one day you feel like crying, call me. I can't promise to make you laugh, but I'm willing to cry with you.

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Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.

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Some friends are separated by time. Some are separated by differences. Some by distances, some by pride. But no matter how far you are or different we may be, you'll always be a friend to me!

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I might run out of cute graphics to send you, but I'll never run out of this: care for you.

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There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

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When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

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7. Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? A: Dress her up as an altar boy.

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"He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals."

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How can you tell the stage you're playing on is level? The banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.

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