One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.
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No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
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"Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies."
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The tri stages of how interested he is in sex...
Age 25: Tri-weekly
Age 45: Try-weekly
Age 69: Try-weakly
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I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won't be broken.
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How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night?
He controls himself.
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Lawyer:
If you love someone set her free
Clause 1a of paragraph 13a-1, in the second amendment
of the national matrimonial act clearly states that.
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Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.
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Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.
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The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.
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Patient:
If you love someone, set her free.
If she doesn’t come back. Wait !!
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