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One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.

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No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

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"Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies."

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The tri stages of how interested he is in sex... Age 25: Tri-weekly Age 45: Try-weekly Age 69: Try-weakly

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I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won't be broken.

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How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night? He controls himself.

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Lawyer: If you love someone set her free Clause 1a of paragraph 13a-1, in the second amendment of the national matrimonial act clearly states that.

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Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.

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Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.

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The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.

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Patient: If you love someone, set her free. If she doesn’t come back. Wait !!

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