Woman #1: (holding a large potato in each hand) "These potatoes remind me of my husband's balls."
Woman #2: "My goodness, are they that large?"
Woman #1: "No, they're that dirty!"
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"Death is a challenge. It tells us not to waste time... It tells us to tell each other right
now that we love each other."
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# Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.
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Friends are like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold you up, sometimes you lean on them. But sometimes, it's enough to know they're just standing by.
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Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.
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A man finds his wife in bed with another man. "What are you doing?" he yells.
"See," she says to her lover, "I told you he was dumb.
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"Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?"
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FRIENDS
True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere
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# When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared they won't love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you even more.
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REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!
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The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.
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