Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

Ghar ghar main diya jale To diwali mat samjho Agar main tera peeche paroon To mawali mat samjho

"It's still sexual harassment, even if you enjoyed it."

Why it's better to be a Woman! Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

"You call it madness, but I call it love."

Gusto ko na benta cell phone ko... lam mo ba? Gusto ko hagis, durugin at tadyakan ang cell phone ko... lam mo ba? Gusto ko na panakaw to... lam mo ba? Maloloka na ko sa pag-iintay ng text mo... lam mo ba?

When god created the men he was only kidding

How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb? Only 1, but all the others gathered 'round will complain that that's not the way Earl (Scruggs) would have done it.

Sign seen on the back of a truck: Driver carries no money, his wife has it.

Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out To Lunch, Think It Over."

Meri jaib main hai kath, meri rifle bhari hui hai Mujhe khauf kya police ka, mera baap mantri hai