Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder:
What the heck was I thinking?"
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Ä Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...!
Toh asli Ravan kaun??
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A true luv is patient and understanding
A true luv is never demanding.
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"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the
rules and play from your heart."
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A stupid man always tells a woman he understands her.
a really stupid one tries to prove it.
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Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out To Lunch, Think It Over."
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Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!
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Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!
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"If today is the first day of the rest of your life, then what the hell was yesterday?"
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FRIENDS 4 LIFE
Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!
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