For every action, there is an equal
and opposite malfunction.
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By all means marry.
If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...
and that is a good thing for any man.
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Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele ka chhilka
Jo dekha to dil phisal gaya
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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Keep me as a friend and I will keep you in my heart and lock it up. I'll throw away the key so that no one can take you away from me.
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MAN.ZIP: Funny program.
Expect a laugh when unzipped.
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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief
was spending less than his wife did.
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No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
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A friend is like a book that has to be read to appreciate its beauty. As such, you're one of the finest books ever written. How I wish you could be reprinted!
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Mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Frank Sinatra does it his way
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