Q: Would a clever woman make a good wife? A: A clever woman won't BECOME a wife!

"When we are in love we often doubt that which we most believe."

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.

Men who say they can see through women are missing a lot.

HR specialist: If you love someone, set her free by offering her VRS and other benefits, then outsource her.

ä You = cute ; You = hot ; You = sweet ; You = intelligent ; You = amazing ; You = perfect ; Me = liar

Does your name begin with: A You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don't get hints and you never pass any. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate, as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. You tend to be very selfish, and not very emotional. You and your needs matter most. Others and their feelings come second. Your choices aren't very good and can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied and egoistic.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Gardeners do it in the bushes

What's the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.

• Sex & Shopping have one thing in common: In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes & women want to go on and on and on and on!