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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

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"We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment when alone together."

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Australians do it Down Under

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What are the differences between a peso and a friend? A peso is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. A peso loses its value, a friend increases its worth. I don't have a peso but I have you!

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If one day you feel like crying, call me. I can't promise to make you laugh, but I'm willing to cry with you.

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# Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.

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Pyar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai

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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

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In my dreams, we were never apart. In my dreams you kept me close. In my dreams you loved me the most. In my dreams we're always together. Might as well be dreaming forever.

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Ä Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...! Toh asli Ravan kaun??

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How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb? Only 1, but all the others gathered 'round will complain that that's not the way Earl (Scruggs) would have done it.

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