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"There is no remedy for love but to love more."

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There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

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Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.

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• When I send SMS to u, it doesn't mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted.

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One good turn gets most of the blankets.

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# Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.

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There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.

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A stupid man always tells a woman he understands her. a really stupid one tries to prove it.

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• What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!

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MAN.ZIP: Funny program. Expect a laugh when unzipped.

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Care is the main ingredient that keeps true friendships alive despite separation, distance and time. Care sustains love. Since I can't see you, let my care be with you, friend!

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