# Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your french fries without making them give you any of theirs.
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Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi.....
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
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"Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all."
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The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
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Friends are like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold you up, sometimes you lean on them. But sometimes, it's enough to know they're just standing by.
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"I must admit, you brought religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell till I met you."
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• A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. U don't know how many have handled it but u still want to have it.
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• Girl: If u'll try to kiss me, main shor macha doongi.
Boy: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai.
Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi…
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Truckers do it on the road
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There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever
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