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God in heaven, God above, please protect the friend I love. Sent with a smile, sealed with a kiss, I love my friend who's reading this.
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"When I die, I want to die like my grandmother who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car."
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Care is the main ingredient that keeps true friendships alive despite separation, distance and time. Care sustains love. Since I can't see you, let my care be with you, friend!
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It is because light travels faster than sound that some people appear bright until they speak."
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Getting married is like buying a dishwasher: You'll never need to do it by hand again.
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Why is a woman different from a PC?
A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy
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Over possessive person:
If you love somebody,
Never set her free
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Frank Sinatra does it his way
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Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.
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"There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not."
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
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