love: when your eyes meet across a crowded room. lust: when your tongues meet across a crowded room. marriage: when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care.

# Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no.

I want a husband who is decent, God-fearing, well-educated, smart, sincere, respectful, treats me as an equal, has a great body, and has the same interests in life as me. Now I don't think that's too much to ask of a billionaire, do you?

Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa

A husband should never question his wife's judgement. Look whom she married!

"Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never."

"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand."

ä Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge? A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.

Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye Sare Shayair Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Pathe Rah Gaye

When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.

"Strangers are just friends waiting to happen."