There is a golden bridge called friendship that spans the river of time and links out hearts together even if we walks separate roads of life.

Why do men like masturbation? Its sex with someone they love.

Pyar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai

Psychologist: If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back her super ego is dominant, If she doesn’t come back her ID is supreme, If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.

The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.

Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya Rakha Hai Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar aa, Ishare main Kya Rakha Hai

When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

"I must admit, you brought religion into my life. I never believed in Hell till I met you."

# Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.

PRICELESS GIFT FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.