A True Luv A true luve is something to know and feel A true luv is never unreal.

I might run out of cute graphics to send you, but I'll never run out of this: care for you.

Why do men like masturbation? Its sex with someone they love.

Bill Gates: If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back .. I think we can charge her re-installation fees But tell her that she is also going to get an upgrade.

• A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they named them? They named them as 'Jo-Jua', 'So-Hua'

FRIENDSHIP IS.... FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.

What is a friend? She looks out for you, inspires you, laughs with you, cries with you, understands you, guides you and walks with you. That's what a friend is…you.

God in heaven, God above, please protect the friend I love. Sent with a smile, sealed with a kiss, I love my friend who's reading this.

Priest: 'I don't think you will ever find another man like you late husband.' Wife: 'Who's gonna look?'

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a goodcook. But the law allows only one wife.