When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

Mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.

If you think fuck is funny fuck yourself and save the money

Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out To Lunch, Think It Over."

Door se dekha to sher tha..... Door se dekha to sher tha..... Is liye paas gaya hi nahi.....

Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.

"If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, She’s yours, If she doesn’t She never was. !!!"

"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart."

Does your name begin with: A You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don't get hints and you never pass any. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate, as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. You tend to be very selfish, and not very emotional. You and your needs matter most. Others and their feelings come second. Your choices aren't very good and can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied and egoistic.

Why it's better to be a Woman! 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls,