A True Luv A true luve is something to know and feel A true luv is never unreal.

Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend."

What are the differences between a peso and a friend? A peso is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. A peso loses its value, a friend increases its worth. I don't have a peso but I have you!

"Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all."

Sign seen on the back of a truck: Driver carries no money, his wife has it.

Friends are gifts wrapped in ribbons of thoughtfulness and trimmed with kisses and smiles, given by God to stay not just for a day, but for life. Thanks!

Remember that Brandy makes you Randy, Whisky makes you Frisky, but it's a good stiff Johnny Walker that makes you Pregnant.

love: when your heart flutters everytime you see them. lust: when your groin twitches everytime you see them. marriage: when your wallet empties everytime you see them.

When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

In my dreams, we were never apart. In my dreams you kept me close. In my dreams you loved me the most. In my dreams we're always together. Might as well be dreaming forever.