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# Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.

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If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.

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Impatient: If you love someone, set her free. If she doesn’t come back within some time. Forget her!!

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Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon

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I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

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"If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend."

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Mountain climbers like to be on top

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The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.

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If you want to be happy for a day, get a date. Happy for a week, get a lover. Happy till the end, keep me.

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"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."

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Priest: 'I don't think you will ever find another man like you late husband.' Wife: 'Who's gonna look?'

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