Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes? So you don't have to retrain the cellists.

Ä If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

• What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye Sare Shayair Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Pathe Rah Gaye

• Saif: My dil goes hmmmmmm...! My dil goes hmmmmmmm....! My dil goes mmmmmmMMm......!! My dil goes mmmmmmm.....! Javed Jafri: Is this da dils or da makhis...?

A complex system that doesn't work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Firemen do it with a big hose

"The eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love!"

A friend is like a book that has to be read to appreciate its beauty. As such, you're one of the finest books ever written. How I wish you could be reprinted!

• Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.

If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !