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Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise
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Rhett Butler:
If you love someone, set YOURSELF free,
If she asks you why
Say you don’t give a damn.
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"We all take different paths in life,
but no matter where we go,
we take a little of each other everywhere."
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Why do so many fishermen own banjos? They make great anchors!
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Your place or mine?
Both. You go to your place, and I'll go to mine.
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Someday you may lose your hair, your teeth, your looks, or even your memory. But there's something you won't lose. Me, coz I'll always be your friend.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Garbagemen come twice a week
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# Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.
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Woman #1: (holding a large potato in each hand) "These potatoes remind me of my husband's balls."
Woman #2: "My goodness, are they that large?"
Woman #1: "No, they're that dirty!"
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"There is no remedy for love but to love more."
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"Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes."
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An MBA:
If you love someone, set her free instantaneously,
And look for others simultaneously
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