"True love never dies for it is lust that fades away. Love bonds for a lifetime but lust just pushes away."

"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."

love: when your heart flutters everytime you see them. lust: when your groin twitches everytime you see them. marriage: when your wallet empties everytime you see them.

• What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.

"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend."

# Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.

I might run out of cute graphics to send you, but I'll never run out of this: care for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the bassoon recital.

A best man's speech should be like a mini-skirt; short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the bare essentials.

"He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals."