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Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

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# Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.

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"If today is the first day of the rest of your life, then what the hell was yesterday?"

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# My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.

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Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a goodcook. But the law allows only one wife.

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5. Q: What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep? A: A roaming catholic

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Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa

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MAN.SYS found execute GROPE.EXE (Y/n)

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What is the definition of an optimist? An accordion player with a pager.

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He who laughs last, probably has a back-up.

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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

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