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Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
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Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi.....
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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
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• Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!
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"You call it madness, but I call it love."
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I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
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Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.
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"A mighty pain to love it is, and 'tis a pain that pain to miss; but of all the pains, the
greatest pain is to love, but love in vain."
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Dil Logi Ke Jaan Logi
Meri Jaan Set Hone Main Kitna Time Logi
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# Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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