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A friend is like a book that has to be read to appreciate its beauty. As such, you're one of the finest books ever written. How I wish you could be reprinted!
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A note left for a pianist from his wife: Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.
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Aasman se gira ek chaand ka tukda,
Usse bhi sundar aapka mukhra.
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Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend."
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It is better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
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"If today is the first day of the rest of your life, then what the hell was yesterday?"
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Q: Would a clever woman make a good wife?
A: A clever woman won't BECOME a wife!
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Playful:
If you love someone, set her free.
*If she comes back and if you still love her. Set her free again.
Repeat *
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# Love is when a wife makes coffee for her husband and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Pianists touch, tickle, and titillate!
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A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. The coin depreciates but a friend appreciates. I lost a coin when I texted you, but it's okay because I got you.
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How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night?
He controls himself.
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