Do you ever recall the first day we met? Our first hello? The day we became friends? Well, I do and I will always remember. For that very day, I knew I'd cherish you.

Men who say they can see through women are missing a lot.

Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!

Why it's better to be a Woman! We can cry and get off speeding fines.

Why it's better to be a Woman! 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls,

• Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend? Homeless.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.

If you practice, tune, make a sound check, and sit down to play, it's folk music. Otherwise, it's bluegrass.

# Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Denzel Washington.

"Death is a challenge. It tells us not to waste time... It tells us to tell each other right now that we love each other."