• A very sexy n attractive female employee to her boss: Sir, Will you remove something from my breast? Boss:Wow! What? Ur eyes, sir !

7. Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? A: Dress her up as an altar boy.

"You call it madness, but I call it love."

The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.

How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? 5, one to change it and 4 to tell him how much better they could do it.

Hey, buddy, how late does the band play? Oh, about half a beat behind the drummer.

The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.

"He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes."

Woman #1: (holding a large potato in each hand) "These potatoes remind me of my husband's balls." Woman #2: "My goodness, are they that large?" Woman #1: "No, they're that dirty!"

"There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not."

What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.