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"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What the heck was I thinking?"

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• A very sexy n attractive female employee to her boss: Sir, Will you remove something from my breast? Boss:Wow! What? Ur eyes, sir !

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"He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals."

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# Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken.

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I can tell that you want me. Yes, I want you to leave.

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Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes? So you don't have to retrain the cellists.

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A True Luv A true luve is something to know and feel A true luv is never unreal.

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Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

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Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo? They make good paddles.

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Not all men are fools. Some are bachelors.

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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

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