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1. Q: What kind of fun does a priest have?
A: None.
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Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
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What is the difference between a saxophone and a sorority girl? You could eat a saxophone if you had to.
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Does your name begin with: Z
You are very romantic but somehow feel that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate and attracting people who have unusual trouble. You see yourself as a lover's saviour.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Jockeys gallop hard and finish fast
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Ninety percent of men cheat in marriage. The rest do not marry.
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Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
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Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!
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# Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.
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Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye
Sare Shayair Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Pathe Rah Gaye
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