What are the differences between a peso and a friend? A peso is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. A peso loses its value, a friend increases its worth. I don't have a peso but I have you!

Kill one you're a murderer, kill 10 you're a serial murderer, kill them all, you're GOD.

What is a chord? Three violists playing in unison.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

• Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom-rom machal jata hai, sara badan kaamp jata hai, dil main gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid, yeh apka kasoor nahi, mera phone Vibrator per hota hai

"When we are in love we often doubt that which we most believe."

One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship. One touch can show you care, one friend can make life worth living for.

The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.

"We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere."

If you open my heart, guess what you are gonna see? It's you. True friends are hard to find so I kept you.

ä Tum Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya hain Log Tumhe hi Paagal kahenge! Ha ha ha!