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Men who say they can see through women are missing a lot.

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Is this seat empty? Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down

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Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have balls to scratch.

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• In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n [email protected], it's loss or profit? Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Gardeners do it in the bushes

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"Don't forget to love yourself."

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In a restaurant window, "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."

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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.

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Woman #1: (holding a large potato in each hand) "These potatoes remind me of my husband's balls." Woman #2: "My goodness, are they that large?" Woman #1: "No, they're that dirty!"

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# God could have said magic words to make the nails fall off the cross, but He didn't. That's love.

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The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)

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# Love cards like Valentine's cards say stuff on them that we'd like to say ourselves, but we wouldn't be caught dead saying.

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