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Two nuns in a bath. The first one says "Where's the soap"; the second one replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"

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"Strangers are just friends waiting to happen."

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• FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya 'You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS

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The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.

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The nicest place these days is right beside your friends. Usog konti, tabi ako!

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What's the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.

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It is always the wrong time of month.

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Ä If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.

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If you have no voice: SCREAM...... If you have no legs: RUN......... If you have no hope: INVENT…

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ä Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !

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# Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.

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