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"When I die, I want to die like my grandmother who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car."

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• Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess y this odd combination? Salman Khan is coming

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Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out To Lunch, Think It Over."

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"Friends are God's way of taking care of us."

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"To love another person is to see the face of God."

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• A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they named them? They named them as 'Jo-Jua', 'So-Hua'

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Over possessive person: If you love somebody, Never set her free

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Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between you and me?

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There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.

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COMPUTER A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory! FRIENDS ALWAYS In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE! ANGEL FRIENDS I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

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# Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no.

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