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• When an apple is green, it is ready to pluck and when a girl is 18 she is ready to... VOTE. Hamesha galat hi sochoge
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An MBA:
If you love someone, set her free instantaneously,
And look for others simultaneously
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7. Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an altar boy.
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There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.
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Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
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A smile makes us look younger… while prayers make us feel stronger… and friends…? They make us enjoy life forever.
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How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb? Only 1, but all the others gathered 'round will complain that that's not the way Earl (Scruggs) would have done it.
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Most husbands don't like to hear their wives struggling with housework; so they turn up the volume on the television.
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Sign seen on the back of a truck: Driver carries no money, his wife has it.
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"It's still sexual harassment, even if you enjoyed it."
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If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.
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God in heaven, God above, please protect the friend I love. Sent with a smile, sealed with a kiss, I love my friend who's reading this.
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