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The nicest place these days is right beside your friends. Usog konti, tabi ako!

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What's the definition of a gentleman? Somone who knows how to play the trombone and doesn't.

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Ä Are you free for the rest of your life?

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• A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. U don't know how many have handled it but u still want to have it.

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"If love is great, and there are no greater things, then what I feel for you must be the greatest."

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Does your name begin with: B You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your expression of endearments, and particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite and feelings. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.

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• When an apple is green, it is ready to pluck and when a girl is 18 she is ready to... VOTE. Hamesha galat hi sochoge

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It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer

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May I have the last dance? You've just had it.

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Isn't your e-mail address [email protected]

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Firemen do it with a big hose

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