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I was never tired of this life and it's not gonna matter if I fall down twice, coz I know each time I fall, you won't let me hit the ground. Thanks for being around.

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2. Q: How do you get rid of a nun's hiccups??? A: Tell her she's pregnant!!!

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How do you make a chainsaw sound like a bari-sax? Add vibrato.

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Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

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When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.

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It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

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There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Dentists do it orally

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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

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You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

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One good turn gets most of the blankets.

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