HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Jockeys gallop hard and finish fast

I thank God I'm rich not with money but with people like you. I may not have the most expensive things but I've got a most precious gem… a friend like you.

A stupid man always tells a woman he understands her. a really stupid one tries to prove it.

My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them.

It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.

• A very sexy n attractive female employee to her boss: Sir, Will you remove something from my breast? Boss:Wow! What? Ur eyes, sir !

A friend is a push when you have stopped, a chat when you are lonely, a guide when you are searching, a smile when you are sad, a song when you are glad.

The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.

In a veterinarian's waiting room, "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

# Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.

How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We will be friends.