"Who says love never lives? Maybe we've never lived."
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Does your name begin with: Y
You are sensual and very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationships which doesn't work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation. However if you can make money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating and romantic.
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How is lightning like a violist's fingers? Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
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What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What men know about women."
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Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
Wife: "That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. "
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How can you tell the stage you're playing on is level? The banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.
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Time and distance are important between friends. When a friend is in your heart, they remain there forever. I may be busy, but I assure you, you are always in my heart!
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"True friendship is like sound health;
the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."
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The world is round so that friendship may encircle it.
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Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.
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