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God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day...and I just caught one that's so nice and true...It's you!
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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
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My wife ran off with my best friend last week. Gawd, I miss him!
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Men are like computers...
hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Watch out for tennis players - love means nothing to them!
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It is because light travels faster than sound that some people appear bright until they speak."
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Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
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Ambulance drivers come quicker
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When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.
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A note left for a pianist from his wife: Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.
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Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend."
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"The eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love!"
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