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When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.

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C++ Programmer: If {you love(m_she)} {m_she.free}( ); } else { if m_she = = null} m_she = new .she};

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Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX DJs do it on request

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Watch out for tennis players - love means nothing to them!

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Sex has no calories.

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Why it's better to be a Woman! If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

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Haven't I seen you someplace before? Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

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Aasman se gira ek chaand ka tukda, Usse bhi sundar aapka mukhra.

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Why it's better to be a Woman! We got off the Titanic first.

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It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.

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