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Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi..... Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi..... Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi.....

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"To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best."

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My mom always told me that we could never measure our wealth by money but by our friends. She would surely be glad to meet you and know how rich I turned out to be!

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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

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Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.

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ä Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !

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Ä Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long....

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"Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing."

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It is better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.

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Hey, buddy, how late does the band play? Oh, about half a beat behind the drummer.

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