Never get involved with a married man -- you already know he is a liar and a cheat.
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Some friends are separated by time. Some are separated by differences. Some by distances, some by pride. But no matter how far you are or different we may be, you'll always be a friend to me!
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"You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without."
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The world is round so that friendship may encircle it.
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Man: Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?
Woman: Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.
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The tri stages of how interested he is in sex...
Age 25: Tri-weekly
Age 45: Try-weekly
Age 69: Try-weakly
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Pizza delivery men come in 30 minutes or it's free
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I admit I'll never be the perfect friend. I'll never be there always. I may not make you smile at times but there is one thing I admit I could do. To be the person I could be for you.
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The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.
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• I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS.!
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A mathematician is a person who says that, when 3 people are supposed to be in a room but 5 came out,
2 have to go in so the room gets empty...
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