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In my dreams, we were never apart. In my dreams you kept me close. In my dreams you loved me the most. In my dreams we're always together. Might as well be dreaming forever.

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My mom always told me that we could never measure our wealth by money but by our friends. She would surely be glad to meet you and know how rich I turned out to be!

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My wife ran off with my best friend last week. Gawd, I miss him!

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"There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not."

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"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart."

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# Love is that first feeling you feel before all the bad stuff gets in the way.

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# When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.

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# Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Chess players check their mates

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What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend? Homeless.

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Ninety percent of men cheat in marriage. The rest do not marry.

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# When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.

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