Behind every successful man, there is a woman ironing his shirts.

3. Q: What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field.

Ghar ghar main diya jale To diwali mat samjho Agar main tera peeche paroon To mawali mat samjho

Impatient: If you love someone, set her free. If she doesn’t come back within some time. Forget her!!

"If you judge people, you have no time to love them."

I won't promise to be your friend forever, coz I won't live that long. But let me be your friend as long as I live.

# Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at them because you know it would hurt their feelings.

Not to be outdone, the computer science student comes along and says "Well, you two sort've got the right idea, but you'd end up taking too long doing it. I've just whipped up a program to REALLY go and prove it..." He goes over to his terminal and runs his program. Reading the output on the screen he says, "1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime...."

There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever

"Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes."