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A computer program will
always do what you tell it to do,
but rarely what you want it to do
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In a veterinarian's waiting room, "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.
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Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
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Finance Expert:
If you love someone, set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans,
If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.
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I thank the Lord for the gift of friendship where I can be myself and be accepted as I am and for finding a home in the heart of a friend.
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One good turn gets most of the blankets.
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ä Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.
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The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down
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6. Q: What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A: A tran-sister.
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How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night?
He controls himself.
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