HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Australians do it Down Under

You brighten my day, di ka naman araw. You light up my life, di ka naman ilaw. You make me smile, di ka naman bulalakaw. You warm my heart, di ka naman sabaw. Friend kita, yan malinaw!

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away? Root position cords.

# Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.

If you open my heart, guess what you are gonna see? It's you. True friends are hard to find so I kept you.

When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are tellers

If you practice, tune, make a sound check, and sit down to play, it's folk music. Otherwise, it's bluegrass.

Friendship is a gift that is fair in all things. It roots from one's heart and involves memories that stay not for a while but for a lifetime.

• Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess y this odd combination? Salman Khan is coming

ä You = cute ; You = hot ; You = sweet ; You = intelligent ; You = amazing ; You = perfect ; Me = liar