A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him:dad why do you keepon telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom

Aasman se gira ek chaand ka tukda, Usse bhi sundar aapka mukhra.

I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won't be broken.

Inside a bowling alley, "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."

Finance Expert: If you love someone, set her free If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans, If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.

The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of a new car.

If you practice, tune, make a sound check, and sit down to play, it's folk music. Otherwise, it's bluegrass.

thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...

Q: Would a clever woman make a good wife? A: A clever woman won't BECOME a wife!

"So much of what we know of love we learn at home."

A single candle can illuminate an entire room. A true friend lights up an entire lifetime. Thanks for the bright lights of your friendship.