I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

COMPARE FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...

"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What the heck was I thinking?"

Does your name begin with: K You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous and giving , often selfless. You are kind natured and sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.

A priest asks a nun if he can walk her back to the convent. She says, "Just this once." Upon arriving, he asks if he can kiss her. She replies, "Well, alright, as long as you don't get into the habit."

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Lawyer: If you love someone set her free Clause 1a of paragraph 13a-1, in the second amendment of the national matrimonial act clearly states that.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Military do it on command!

Colors may fade, the sun may not shine, the moon may not be bright, heartbeats may stop, lives may pass but our friendship, I'll treasure 'till the day my heart stops.

Q:How do you know when men are about to say something smart? A:It starts with "My wife says..."