7. Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? A: Dress her up as an altar boy.

Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away? Root position cords.

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,the 'Y'becomes silent.

• Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika? Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!

Some joys are better explained in silence, as a smile gets more audible than laughter. I was asked if I enjoyed my friendship with you. I just smiled.

You're sweeter than glucose.

Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise

Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon

How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb? Only 1, but all the others gathered 'round will complain that that's not the way Earl (Scruggs) would have done it.

"Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?"