"Friends are God's way of taking care of us."

The years will come the years will go but with each 1 i wil always know whichever way the road may bend u wil always be my best friend

I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.

An english professor wrote up on the board "woman without her man is nothing" And told his students to punctuate it. The males in the class wrote "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The Females wrote "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

Why do men like masturbation? Its sex with someone they love.

"If you judge people, you have no time to love them."

"There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not."

fuck is the only word that is referred as the F-word. It's the one magical word. Just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha..... Dooor se dekha... to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa..... Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa.....

Why it's better to be a Woman! If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away? Root position cords.