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Meri jaib main hai kath, meri rifle bhari hui hai
Mujhe khauf kya police ka, mera baap mantri hai
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# If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
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Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
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When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Military do it on command!
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Never get involved with a married man -- you already know he is a liar and a cheat.
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# Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at them because you know it would hurt their feelings.
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You brighten my day, di ka naman araw. You light up my life, di ka naman ilaw. You make me smile, di ka naman bulalakaw. You warm my heart, di ka naman sabaw. Friend kita, yan malinaw!
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Patient:
If you love someone, set her free.
If she doesn’t come back. Wait !!
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A note left for a pianist from his wife: Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.
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One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.
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The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of a new car.
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