I'm glad friendship doesn't come with price tags. For if it does, I'd never afford someone as great as you.
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Pyar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai
Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai
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Does your name begin with: Y
You are sensual and very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationships which doesn't work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation. However if you can make money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating and romantic.
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How do you make a chainsaw sound like a bari-sax? Add vibrato.
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A smile makes us look younger… while prayers make us feel stronger… and friends…? They make us enjoy life forever.
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Dil Logi Ke Jaan Logi
Meri Jaan Set Hone Main Kitna Time Logi
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Over possessive person:
If you love somebody,
Never set her free
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If you think fuck is funny fuck yourself and save the money
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2. Q: How do you get rid of a nun's hiccups???
A: Tell her she's pregnant!!!
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Ä God created the world in SIX days But took him centuries... to
come up with someone...as beautiful.... as "YOU!" .. *
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Truckers do it on the road
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