I won't promise to be your friend forever, coz I won't live that long. But let me be your friend as long as I live.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Bankers do it with interest

Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do

# Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your french fries without making them give you any of theirs.

• Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom-rom machal jata hai, sara badan kaamp jata hai, dil main gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid, yeh apka kasoor nahi, mera phone Vibrator per hota hai

A friend is like a book that has to be read to appreciate its beauty. As such, you're one of the finest books ever written. How I wish you could be reprinted!

A best man's speech should be like a mini-skirt; short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the bare essentials.

"The richest love is that which submits to the arbitration of time."

Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 1000 Mhz Pentium VII?

Some joys are better explained in silence, as a smile gets more audible than laughter. I was asked if I enjoyed my friendship with you. I just smiled.

A husband should never question his wife's judgement. Look whom she married!