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# Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Denzel Washington.
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FRIENDS
True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere
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SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED
If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
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Never get involved with a married man -- you already know he is a liar and a cheat.
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Woman #1: (holding a large potato in each hand) "These potatoes remind me of my husband's balls."
Woman #2: "My goodness, are they that large?"
Woman #1: "No, they're that dirty!"
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• Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom-rom machal jata hai, sara badan kaamp jata hai, dil main gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid, yeh apka kasoor nahi, mera phone Vibrator per hota hai
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Watch out for tennis players - love means nothing to them!
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If you think fuck is funny fuck yourself and save the money
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Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
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# Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.
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Friends are like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold you up, sometimes you lean on them. But sometimes, it's enough to know they're just standing by.
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