Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.

Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do... but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.

# When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.

"Tell me whom you love and I will tell you who you are."

Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Garbagemen come twice a week

Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.

"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."

Love is a word composed of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools.

I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better. We lose people we love, but we never lose true friends.

The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.