7. Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an altar boy.
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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would have really preferred.
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Why do so many people take an instant dislike to the viola? It saves time.
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"I must admit, you brought religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell till I met you."
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# There are two kinds of love Our love. God's love. But God makes both kinds of them.
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What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What men know about women."
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Animal Rights activist:
If you love someone, set her free
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free
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Why is a woman different from a PC?
A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy
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One good turn gets most of the blankets.
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3. Q: What is the definition of suspicion?
A: A nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field.
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
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