• What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
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• I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS.!
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A computer program will
always do what you tell it to do,
but rarely what you want it to do
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How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We will be friends.
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When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Garbagemen come twice a week
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"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."
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Why do violists get antsy when they see the Kama Sutra? All those positions!
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Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 1000 Mhz Pentium VII?
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Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha.....
Dooor se dekha... to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa.....
Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa.....
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You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
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